PUBLIC HUMILIATION!!!! Happy New Years everyone.

I got this drunken email this morning.

HELLO MATT!

it is new years ang i a dooooooooooooooooooo drunk! I amd at geofos house.

we went in the hot matb and it wa ssooooooooooooooooo fuN!

brian stays yoru penis is equesite. serilsu.

i musst yhou beeddy. from brian.

dued youre' rpetty hot also from brian.

I lvoe you from brianana.

touch briana's boum good. from natnealie.

briana gneeds a godo pbum tuocuhign. from natelai.e

hello from megan.

fuck you mothervukd3er fuke fukc from steve mothervuck.

ooo fucking woo from steve.

woo

what ckind of boxers do you wear from dana.

how thinck are your glasses and if you grea 2 w a mustache how if with was purpwl ewhy woudl yoru children be name boedb mustach eif you grew from steve and canda yobuw ext sfriends.

post on the blog from steve.

I loe you you are handsome.

briana.

your woman.

geoff is also your woman.

ihe has a ursh o you and kathy is your mom./

she is hot sliek spagehttlii pboos poooooooooooooooool.

biranan.

Never let drunk people near a computer. Ever.

Know you know, and knowing is half the battle.