PUBLIC HUMILIATION!!!! Happy New Years everyone.
I got this drunken email this morning.
HELLO MATT!
it is new years ang i a dooooooooooooooooooo drunk! I amd at geofos house.
we went in the hot matb and it wa ssooooooooooooooooo fuN!
brian stays yoru penis is equesite. serilsu.
i musst yhou beeddy. from brian.
dued youre' rpetty hot also from brian.
I lvoe you from brianana.
touch briana's boum good. from natnealie.
briana gneeds a godo pbum tuocuhign. from natelai.e
hello from megan.
fuck you mothervukd3er fuke fukc from steve mothervuck.
ooo fucking woo from steve.
woo
what ckind of boxers do you wear from dana.
how thinck are your glasses and if you grea 2 w a mustache how if with was purpwl ewhy woudl yoru children be name boedb mustach eif you grew from steve and canda yobuw ext sfriends.
post on the blog from steve.
I loe you you are handsome.
briana.
your woman.
geoff is also your woman.
ihe has a ursh o you and kathy is your mom./
she is hot sliek spagehttlii pboos poooooooooooooooool.
biranan.
Never let drunk people near a computer. Ever.
Know you know, and knowing is half the battle.
I got this drunken email this morning.
HELLO MATT!
it is new years ang i a dooooooooooooooooooo drunk! I amd at geofos house.
we went in the hot matb and it wa ssooooooooooooooooo fuN!
brian stays yoru penis is equesite. serilsu.
i musst yhou beeddy. from brian.
dued youre' rpetty hot also from brian.
I lvoe you from brianana.
touch briana's boum good. from natnealie.
briana gneeds a godo pbum tuocuhign. from natelai.e
hello from megan.
fuck you mothervukd3er fuke fukc from steve mothervuck.
ooo fucking woo from steve.
woo
what ckind of boxers do you wear from dana.
how thinck are your glasses and if you grea 2 w a mustache how if with was purpwl ewhy woudl yoru children be name boedb mustach eif you grew from steve and canda yobuw ext sfriends.
post on the blog from steve.
I loe you you are handsome.
briana.
your woman.
geoff is also your woman.
ihe has a ursh o you and kathy is your mom./
she is hot sliek spagehttlii pboos poooooooooooooooool.
biranan.
Never let drunk people near a computer. Ever.
Know you know, and knowing is half the battle.
posted by Darkside at 12:18 PM
3 Comments:
I think the lesson is that drunk people should not type. They should just get a sober person to type for them, thats all.
So, I would like to reiterate for the record:
Fuck you motherfuck fuck fuck. and WOOO!
Thanks
yah I got one of those as well:
I woud. make out wiht you if you ewre here foright now. I lvo eyou and ha ve a huuuuuuuuuuuge curhs on you. I want to slikc your hariy penis all over and put ikt deep in my outh and my cotthc.
Love from
dAn asynkora.
Isn't it nice to feel loved :-S
I also received one, I love Bri!!!
hello hailey
from yoru aline verins
STEVE SAYSA: you didn't drink you fuckign suck get back yhere you fdi king bickthc.
MEHGAN SAYS: meow.
BIRAN SAYS: what don't ai asay.
DNAAN SAYD: I LIE YOUR MPUERPLE TOWE HAIR LET ME LICK YORU PEURPLE TOW EOAH.
NATELI DAYA: you missed seeing my boos you foo.ish lowman.
GEOFF SAYSL: i am passe dout on the bed upstairs.
BRIANA SAYS: YOU FUCKE DMY MOM YOU WHOOOOORE I LOVE YOUR PENIS AND YOUR VAF AND THE IMAIDEHTME YORU MOMAA>
oh
love
ohhhhhhhhhhh'
ohhhhhhhhhhh
us
It was really quite entertaining, and made me sad that I had to leave early. Oh, and as a sidenote, who the hell has purple toe hair, Dana needs to lay off the acid, lol!
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