I always knew Ivey graduates were illiterate

So has anyone else been to the Ivey Library? Man it's like a frickin' tomb!

I had to go get a book there today, and upon walking in, I noticed rows and rows of empty shelves. Now this caught me as a little bit suspect, and upon further exploration, I found where they keep all of their books. In a BOMB SHELTER.

There was a sign pointing to some stairs that said BOOKS in large letters, which made me think of how when people try to talk to someone who doesn't speak english, they alway talk slower and louder. I follow these stairs, thinking that they have a separate section down on the next level, that is was bigger than the main part of the library. I ended up going down three stories, down rickety metal stairs, to find stacks way smaller than the other parts of the library. And all I could think of when I was down there was that at one time this room had been used by people to tough it out while waiting for the bomb to drop.

So I took out three books, and man, did I ever dent the collection. Needless to say when I am done with these books I will never go into that creepy dungeon again.

Peace.