Song Ideas

I'm trying to write some new songs, and have lots of musical ideas, but I can't seem to get out of the "love song" phase of lyric writing. Most would say this is not a bad thing. However, I think the love I write about is contrived and sounds like a 10 year old or a simpleton wrote it.

SO.

I need your help, whoever out there is writing. Give me some topics to write about. If one of your topics turns into a song, I'll definately make sure you get some credit. Any topic is cool, as long as it's not too vulgar.

Thanks guys